-pulls him down to the couch with her-
-gently tho-
Sure, sure.
-kisses his cheek-
You're lucky you're hurt.
Or I'd have to hurt you.
-grins-

-winces slightly-
-mock glares at her-
I'm fine Lee.
-pouts-
I never said I was hurt.

-raises an eyebrow-
So you're not hurt?
Remember what I said before.
- -

-blinks-
-grins-
I mean ow.
My poor ribs.
-cheeky grin-

-laughs-
You dork.
-kisses his jaw-
I love you.

-smiles-
-kisses her gently-
I love you too.

-smiles-
So are you gonna tell me what happened?
-oh yeah, she's going there-
Or do I get to worry?
-GUILT TRIP: THE CLEARWATER SPECIAL-

-winces-
Guilt Trip?
Really Lee?
-sighs-
Emmett needed help tracking some Leeches.
We got ambushed.

-rolls eyes-
Yes, guilt trip.
Wait, Emmett?
-narrows eyes-
I'mma kill him.
If those leeches didn't.

-holds up hand-
Trust me Nessie handed his ass to him.
-snickers-
It wasn't his fault.
Personally I blame his girl.

-smiles-
That's my little ladybug.
-laughs-
Which girl would that be?

-rolls eyes-
Bitch Barbie.
She has no name.

-laughs-
Ohh, I'm gonna tell Rose you said that.
- -
Or have Paul tell her.
So if she blows up, I'm unharmed.